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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5708
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	5074
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9552
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7548
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6364	Players Killed by Monsters:	1669
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Votes:	4310

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	685797
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!