This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.
But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 871 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!
Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.
So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
