Meds and Nords = Enemies Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	4373
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2636
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	787274
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magic Items Found:	2177
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	6024	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8618	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	116675
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

MinersUA

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Real life based and political server, where for us, freedom of choice is everything. You can use everything our server offers, and more. Your choices are unlimited as the game itself, but don’t be too happy: rules still exist.

65.108.73.224:40060

Players:	101/200	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1