Measles Mayhem Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	56601	Meteorites Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6193	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3358	Mines Excavated:	1088
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2756
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3452
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2433
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Votes:	9193
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.