| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9586 | Mines Excavated: | 1315 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6458 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 7819 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
