| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 259 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7197 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8947 | Ores Mined: | 965 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
