| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1861 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8756 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨
MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.
About the server:
Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!
We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:
/sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.
/spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.
/trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.
Honesty and safety:
Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.
There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!
Support and career growth:
Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!
Without donation and privileges:
There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.
Unique registration system:
To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.
Our principles:
Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.
Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.
Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.
Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.
So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3936 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.
Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.
Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.
And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.
Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
