| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.
So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?
Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
