| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 339 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1466 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7050 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5545 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7295 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7557 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 182 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4124 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2818 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 396 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 130 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 83 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3994 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 226 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2854 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1597 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2993 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
