MCSurvi.pl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	114
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Farms Harvested:	926
Potions Brewed:	129	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2783	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Farms Harvested:	474	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	5000	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	71	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	271822	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Ores Mined:	2360	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8