MCSakura | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2145
Animals Bred:	137	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Void Gems Collected:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	130
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Void Armor Forged:	25

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2324
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	472610
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6492
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	3898
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	7049	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8966	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8