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CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	743
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Emeralds Found:	3687
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	3548	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	300
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Votes:	2125	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5424	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	198
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6