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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Animals Bred:	188	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4490	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	276
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	9795	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	193	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Zombie Dances:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	6344	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	New Chunks Explored:	714577

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	1813
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1