| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9513 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1450 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9382 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5254 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 844 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2675 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6211 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8510 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 389742 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3935 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2452 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1544 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
