Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 536 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3422 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9046 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3024 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 132 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9300 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5921 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
