MC Banters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	5312	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	232	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crops Grown:	3096	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Emeralds Found:	4613
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	161	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ores Mined:	9295	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	1651
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	141
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Emeralds Found:	2115	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	4602	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	4950	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4