MC-Ages Earth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5252
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ores Mined:	8792
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9660	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	189
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	9686	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5189
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Towns Built:	6

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1953
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Crops Grown:	1060
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4850
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Star Shards Collected:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3219	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1