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Players: 95/500 Votes: 8479
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

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Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!

3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!

4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.

5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!

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  • Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

    Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9611
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

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  • CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

    CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7698
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 249 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

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  • BagHuntPeakTimeGF

    BagHuntPeakTimeGF
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6041
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Alien Abductions: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

    We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

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  • NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6661
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Chimeras Created: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 New Chunks Explored: 839580

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

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  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9969
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Items Found: 6635
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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  • LouvreLand Minecraft Server

    LouvreLand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2273
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

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  • HolocaustHavocMC

    HolocaustHavocMC
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1240
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Star Shards Collected: 217
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Votes: 2183 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

    Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3601
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1618
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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  • Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

    Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 849
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Runes Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

    imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

    our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4177
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Falling into the Void: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 214

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    IP MC.LVRPG.NET
    Java Version 1.21.1

    Overview

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

    2. What are the available classes in the server?

    There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

    3. Are there different races to play as?

    Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

    4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

    There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

    5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

    There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

    6. Is there a deity system in the game?

    Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

    7. How often are updates released on the server?

    The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

    8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

    Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

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  • Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

    Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5403
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Alien Abductions: 3

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    OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

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  • PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

    PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9868
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

    Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

    Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

    So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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  • PowerWasherPals4Eva

    PowerWasherPals4Eva
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5261
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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  • SmartypantsMC SMP

    SmartypantsMC SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6995
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8636 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2847
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Villages Defended: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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