| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 565 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1794 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9150 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2899 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7962 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9437 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6531 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3580 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3139 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 186 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 374 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4028 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5163 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2149 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5940 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 154635 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2184 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
