Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 164 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.
Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!
