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Players: |
92/1000 |
Votes: |
2337 |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
5 |
Secret Passages Found: |
2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
218 |

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a
minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.
first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?