Towny Minecraft Server ARGENTINA, join discord and share with us on this calm and relaxed server so you can have your plot and build without grief, or make your own city
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 71024 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
