Matrix Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9776
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Animals Bred:	130
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	4663
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Emeralds Found:	8306	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchantments Applied:	276
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4074
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4