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LEO-SMP

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LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	599
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	822
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Emeralds Found:	5981
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	2495
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	3644	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6