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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crops Grown:	4827
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ores Mined:	1298	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	7197	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	108

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3123
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Crops Grown:	4437	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Emeralds Found:	6010	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	549
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2126
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3151
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	8058
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1811
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6