so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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