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GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	1606	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	269	Horror Stories Survived:	5

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	295669	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4474	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7013	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	869599
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	624	Divine Spears Created:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4422	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	1826	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1238
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	1788	Star Shards Collected:	209
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	960910
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5