MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	4067	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mines Excavated:	2596
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5589

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	948326
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
New Chunks Explored:	75352	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	5091

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	5349	Mines Excavated:	2782
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Votes:	6778
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Crops Grown:	5533	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	7808	Void Gems Collected:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	141	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Players:	91/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2977	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3