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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	4579
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Animals Bred:	59
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	106
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8405	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1930	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Star Shards Collected:	212	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	20

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crops Grown:	1370	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6063
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Feeling the heat? Our Extra Drops Campaign for Fire elements will have you burning up the leaderboard from 12/15 to 12/21. And with our quality of life updates like rewind weapon & summon sales, auto summon select, and even a Feather Daily Point skin, you’ll be living your best Minecraft life in no time.

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Players:	102/800	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	282	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1