Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Marcie and Jefferson’s visit to a London sex dungeon (don’t ask how they ended up there, it’s a long story involving a misplaced teleportation spell and a confused llama).

On our server, you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking trees, and who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether (rumor has it, it grants wishes).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT or participate in a synchronized sheep shearing competition? Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where the craziness takes you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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