so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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