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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 477 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.