Are you tired of all the Canadians turning into mini-Hitlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven from Canadian tyranny! Join us and fight against the maple syrup-fueled dictatorship with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker beneath the North Pole, where Santa’s elves are ready to help you build the most epic base you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Canadian Hitlers who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 406 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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