Are you tired of all the Canadians turning into mini-Hitlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven from Canadian tyranny! Join us and fight against the maple syrup-fueled dictatorship with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker beneath the North Pole, where Santa’s elves are ready to help you build the most epic base you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Canadian Hitlers who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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