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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 7823 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
