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KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	4754	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	4153
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1130
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	155	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	552088
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	237
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Items Found:	8758	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	111	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Votes:	1523

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1750	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	235
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4410