Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WOD Character Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisBucksCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9201	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Glass Portal Mine

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join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	548794	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

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Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6527	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	6166	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8314
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5