| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 392 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7048 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2796 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3505 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 597 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
