Mal’s Mystery Blood Club | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Ores Mined:	9980
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Magic Items Found:	6461	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	150
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5730
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealityCheckCraft

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tater Tot Tavern

13 years old, 16 months, adolescence, childhood development, Food fussiness, food preferences, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, genetics, genetics and behavior, nature vs nurture, picky eater, picky eating, Population, study, tater, TAVERN, three years old, toddlerhood, TOT, variation

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1619	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3