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MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed

Allowed, Angela Merkel, chancellor, Christian Democrats, Coalition, conservative party, criticism, Europe, far right, FarRight, German politics, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, mainstream parties, MerkelCraft, opposition, political division, Politics, Refugee Crisis, right-wing extremism, Social Democrats

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!

BoomersAndZoomers

age disparity, age gap, age-related preferences, BoomersAndZoomers, cross-cultural study, data analysis, DATING, Evolution, gender dynamics, Human Relationships, love, Men, Partners, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic relationships, social behavior, Sociology, trends, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	977
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

Vanila RP on 1.17 server minecraft

1.17, Acquainted, administration, BUILD, Cheaters, Honest, KIND, Minecraft, rp, Server, SURVIVE, Vanila

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

This is the server at 1.17. On this server you can get acquainted, survive, build, etc. The administration is kind and honest. Without cheaters

Vanila117.aternos.me:35747

Frosty Anime Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, 11s, Anime, anime fans, anime ranking, anime season, best anime, frosty, great taste, Haven, japanese animation, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese ranking, Top Anime, Winter 2025, winter 2025 anime, Winter 2025 ranking, Winter 2025 season, Winter 2025 top anime, winter anime, winter season

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the sickest Japanese anime ranking for winter 2025. And guess what? Only the 11s with great taste are allowed here.

Like, bro, if you ain’t an 11, then sorry, you can’t hang with us. We only want the cream of the crop, the top of the top, the elite of the elite.

Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. Plus, we have secret anime-themed quests that only the true 11s can conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the 11s with great taste can handle what we have to offer.

BlockyParentDuties

advice, BlockyParentDuties, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, family, family dynamics, love, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, parenting, parenting skills, relationships, setting boundaries, Support, Technology, Therapy, Understanding, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

Chaos, chickens, ensued, Exploding, Friend, getting back at someone, getting even, grudge, payback, PRANKED, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Revenge, revenge consequences, revenge plot, revenge stories, RevengeCraft, revengeful actions, revengeful behavior, revengeful consequences, revengeful deeds, revengeful outcomes, revengeful schemes, revengeful strategies, revengeful thoughts, smp, Vengeance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

CraftyTwistMC

Astonishing, CraftyTwistMC, curveball, dramatic, dramatic events, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, plot twist in reality, Real Life, Rollercoaster, Shocking.., Surprising, turn of events, twist ending, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, Unpredictable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2284	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	8058	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you ready for some plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with unexpected twists and turns at every corner!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!

Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?

With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

GreenlandGriefers

Arctic, Danes, denmark, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefers, international relations, national security, opposition, political tension, poll, public opinion, sale, survey, territorial dispute, threat, united states, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9815
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Votes:	4183
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	105/600	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2