Malevolynt | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	634314	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Farms Harvested:	297
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4786
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4326	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3344
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1803	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Farms Harvested:	561	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1