Malevolynt – Survival | Towny | mcMMO | Creative Plots | Mob Arena | Bosses | Dungeons

ShadowGuard, Dreamers, Mob Arena, PVM, PvE

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Malevolynt, where adventure and community thrive in the world of Minecraft! Embark on a journey like no other in our dynamic survival server, rich with features designed to enhance your gameplay experience.

Join our Discord community at discord.gg/shadowguard for fellowship and updates. Dive in now and start your epic journey!

Server Features:

🏡 Create or join towns with Towny⚔️ Level up your skills with McMMO💼 Earn rewards with Jobs💰 Player-driven economy with Auctions👾 Conquer bosses, arenas, and dungeons

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing community of adventurers, builders, and dreamers. The world of Malevolynt awaits – are you ready to embark on your next great adventure?

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MasochistMinecraft SMP

bad habits, self-discipline, self-control, self-care, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every Tuesday where we all wear diamond armor and dance to creeper music. And get this, our mayor is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s always making these ridiculous laws like “Thou shalt not mine diamonds on a Wednesday” and “All players must wear a pumpkin on their head at all times”. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race we have. We all ride llamas through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and zombie pigmen. Winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for a whole year. It’s so intense, you’ll be like, “Why do I keep doing this to myself?” But then you’ll remember the thrill of the chase and the glory of victory, and you’ll be like, “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who knows, man. Just come play with us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your life choices.

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SensoryCraft: LoseNone, GainFun!

sensory adaptation, sensory perception, losing senses, sense of taste, sensory loss

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server out there! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! And if you can defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with the power to lay golden eggs that grant you three wishes each. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last player who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up with a mountain of them falling on their head.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of insanity and hilarity!

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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft

dictator, Ukraine, trump, foreign relations, united states

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.

One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.

And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

controversial, Quote, PROM, Double Standard, pop culture

join our minecraft server and become the ultimate prom queen rapist! we have the most epic prom queen skins and the wildest prom queen parties in all of minecraft land.

imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.

but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.

so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!

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Northern light

economics, Animals, norwegian, Norwegian Minecraft server, Dungeons

Northern Lights – Norwegian Minecraft Server Welcome to the Northern Lights! A Norwegian Minecraft server in version 1.21.4, with ip nordlysmc.no. Explore a unique world with:

Custom world generator Changed sounds Economics, Claims & Survival Dungeons, Quests & Jobber Klanes & Custom Structures Custom mobs, animals & pets

100% self -developed for the best experience! Join us and discover the unique adventure at the Northern Lights!

nordlysmc.no

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