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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
hey u, ya u, do u like mail? well do we have the server for u! this server is like the postal service on steroids, we deliver mail like no one else. we have flying pigs that deliver your mail straight to your doorstep, no need to worry about creepers blowing up your mailbox.
not only that, but we have a secret underground tunnel system that connects all the players’ mailboxes together. you can send secret messages, gifts, or even prank your friends by sending them a box of TNT with a note that says “surprise!”
but wait, there’s more! our post office is run by a group of talking cats who wear tiny mail carrier uniforms. they take their job very seriously and will make sure your mail gets to you in one piece.
so come join our server and experience the thrill of receiving mail like never before. trust us, once you go postal, you’ll never want to go back.
