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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6694 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 475032 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!
And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!