Magic Sex Ed Fail

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Theater Nerd High School Squad

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so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Toxic Fungus Bird Nests – Ant Defense

Animal Behavior, Ant, ant deterrent, ant predation, attacking ants, bird, bird behavior, Bird nests, Defense, defense mechanism, ecological interaction, entomology, fungal protection, fungal symbiosis, fungus, insect repellent, Mycology, natural defense, nest construction, nest protection, nests, symbiotic relationship, TOXIC, toxic defense, toxic fungus, wildlife behavior

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where bird nests are made out of toxic fungus to keep those pesky ants away! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick treehouse, when suddenly an army of ants comes marching in. But wait, your bird nest made of toxic fungus swoops in like a superhero and saves the day! Plus, the toxic fungus gives your base a rad, otherworldly vibe. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Potions Brewed:	82	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Feel the Vibes in Minecraft Server: Aged 18+ and Whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Server Age	4 months
Focus	Social and creative aspects
World Reset	No plans for future reset
Economy	Diamond based
Events	Regular events with rewards

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Vibe Time Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by filling out an application on our Discord server here or by adding Nonectwi on Discord.

Q: What makes Vibe Time different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Vibe Time is focused on building a strong community and emphasizing social and creative aspects of Minecraft. We have no plans for world resets and offer unique events and rewards for players.

Q: What is the economy like on Vibe Time?

A: The economy is diamond based and we plan to create a shopping district near spawn in the future.

Q: Are there any special features on Vibe Time?

A: We plan to implement a system that allows players to exceed the maximum enchantments on their gear through vanilla means, such as grinding.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4404
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
New Chunks Explored:	783535	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9851
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.