Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8444	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, big, Boss, complex, dependency injection, documentation, Fckhead, green software, INTERNAL, internal library, Minecraft, Obstacles, Proposed, refactor, Refactoring, smp, Software Development, software engineering, stir things up., Teammate, useless

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, family expectations, foreign language, Interracial Relationships, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language fluency, language frustration, language learning, language learning challenges, language learning struggles, language practice, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, language tone, LingoFail, Minecraft, Server

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mines Excavated:	4317
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

advanced degrees, assessment results, baseball, block schedule, bouldering, coding, computer science class, discrimination, favoritism, homework load, library, math instruction, Mathcraft, Music, online program, online school, private school, quantitative field, Race, Religion, remote work, room, squares, synchronous online math

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperLand

CraftyCreeperLand, diversity in India, honest opinion, India, India’s future, India’s impact on the world, Indian Cuisine, indian culture, indian customs, Indian economy, indian history, Indian people, indian politics, Indian society, indian tourism, indian traditions, perceptions of India, stereotypes about India, thoughts on India, travel to India

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

banter, Brain, cognition, Cognitive, Communication, comprehension, inner monologue, INTERNAL, introspection, Language, learning, Mental, mindcraft, narrative, non verbal, processing, reading, Rewards, SELF AWARENESS, thought process, Understanding, verbalizing

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4874
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	3882	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	546	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

ARDUOUS, Bosses, Die, Difficulty, Discord, enjoyment, Fun, Griefing, Ip:, Journey, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, OFFLINE, Performance, PvP, Raid, rules, SEASON 2, steal, Time, Votes

Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/alpha-1-2-6_01/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	274	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	5358
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Emeralds Found:	8406
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.