Magic Sex Ed Fail

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1949
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8614

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ores Mined:	5926	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, family expectations, foreign language, Interracial Relationships, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language fluency, language frustration, language learning, language learning challenges, language learning struggles, language practice, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, language tone, LingoFail, Minecraft, Server

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Love Letters Sent:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crafty-af-server-where-you-can-actually-create-the-perfect-world-tfw/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	241	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7339
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!