Magic Dungeons and Towny, oh my! Journey through Realmportal for a wild adventure with custom items and creatures! Version 1.20.4

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Minecraft Server
A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Realmportal?	Realmportal is a Minecraft server that offers an immersive RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic, and more.
How many classes are available?	There are several classes to choose from, each with various skills and abilities for players to explore and level up RPG style.
Are there dungeons in Realmportal?	Yes, players can descend into massive and intricate dungeons, where they can battle exciting mobs, solve puzzles, and discover exclusive loot and gear.
Can players fly on dragons in the open-world wilderness?	Yes, players can take to the skies on dragons and explore colourful new biomes, build towns, and engage in an economy with player shops, auctions, factories, and farms.
Is griefing and stealing allowed in Realmportal?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden in Realmportal, and players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims and container locks.
Is Realmportal free to play?	Yes, Realmportal is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements. Players can enjoy the server’s immersive content without any additional costs.
How can I join Realmportal?	You can join Realmportal by visiting the server’s website at realmportalmc.xyz and immersing yourself in the captivating RPGMMO Towny Survival experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	3458	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMisinfoMaster

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Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ADHD & Risky Business

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LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3950
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

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Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Villages Defended:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

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Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	6127	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KidnappedSisLOL

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SMP:SexOrFood?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HezbollahHavocMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6306
Animals Bred:	183	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.