Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2970
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8508

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

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omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4612	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6885	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4621	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyRejects

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Potions Brewed:	113	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4009
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Emeralds Found:	4392	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2