Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9100 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Holy Grails Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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